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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Boss Guide: Strategies for Every Boss

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator boss guide with strategies, recommended builds, and tips for every boss fight from start to endgame.

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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is Landfall's physics battle game, released in full on 1 April 2021 after two years in Early Access. You spend a gold budget on wobblers from 14 factions, place them on a battlefield, and then hand the whole thing over to an active ragdoll simulation that decides the outcome. A Halfling costs 50 gold and a Da Vinci Tank costs 4,000, and the interesting question is almost never which unit is better but which unit is better per gold against the army already sitting on the other side of the field.

Boss fights are where Totally Accurate Battle Simulator tests everything you've learned. This guide covers strategies for bosses across all areas, organized by progression order. For general combat techniques, see our combat guide.

Boss Difficulty Overview

AreaDifficultyRecommended BuildKey Equipment
The IntroductionEasyFarmerHoplite
The AdventureModerateFarmerHoplite
The ChallengeHardTribalHalfling
SimulationVery HardTribalHalfling
LegacyExtremeTribalHalfling

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The Introduction Bosses

Area difficulty: Easy Recommended level: First campaign, low budgets Recommended build: Farmer with Hoplite

Strategy

The first bosses teach core combat mechanics. Focus on learning patterns rather than dealing damage. Campaign levels hand you a fixed pot of gold and an enemy army that is already placed and visible. This is your primary tool here.

Key tips:

  • Don't rush. Learn the attack patterns first.
  • Use Gold budget placement to create safe windows.
  • Hoplite is enough to handle everything here.

The Adventure Bosses

Area difficulty: Moderate Recommended level: Second campaign, mid budgets Recommended build: Farmer with Hoplite

Strategy

Early game bosses test your understanding of Active ragdoll physics. Players who skipped learning this mechanic will hit a wall here.

Key tips:

  • Active ragdoll physics is critical for these fights.
  • Farm Hoplite upgrades if you're struggling.
  • Consider switching to Farmer if your current setup isn't working.

The Challenge Bosses

Area difficulty: Hard Recommended level: Late campaign, deliberately under-budgeted Recommended build: Tribal with Halfling

Strategy

Mid-game bosses are the major skill check. They combine multiple mechanics and punish players who rely on a single strategy.

Key tips:

  • You need both Gold budget placement and Faction unlocks and campaigns mastery.
  • Halfling makes a significant difference. Get it before attempting these.
  • See our combat guide for advanced techniques.

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Simulation Bosses

Area difficulty: Very Hard Recommended level: Mid to late campaign Recommended build: Tribal with Halfling

Strategy

Late-game bosses are serious challenges. Build optimization matters as much as mechanical skill.

Key tips:

  • Make sure your build is fully optimized.
  • Halfling at max upgrade is recommended.
  • Study each boss's attack patterns. Most have 2-3 phases.

Legacy Bosses

Area difficulty: Extreme Recommended level: Unlock campaign, requires the full Legacy faction Recommended build: Tribal with Halfling

Strategy

Endgame bosses are the ultimate test. They require mastery of all combat systems and an optimized build.

Key tips:

  • Top-tier build with best-in-slot gear is mandatory.
  • Master every mechanic. See our combat guide.
  • These fights reward patience and pattern recognition above all else.

General Boss Tips

  1. Learn before you fight: Spend your first attempt observing attack patterns. Don't try to win on attempt one.
  2. Match your build: Some bosses favor certain builds over others. Don't be afraid to switch.
  3. Upgrade your equipment: A max-upgraded Halfling trivializes fights that seem impossible with weaker gear.
  4. Use Gold budget placement: The core combat mechanic is your best defensive tool in every boss fight.
  5. Check the walkthrough: Our walkthrough tells you when you're ready for each boss.

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